hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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