What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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