nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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