Four minutes until I can fart!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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