I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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