what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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