I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Randomize
