ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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