Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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