I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
