i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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