I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
God, you're like boner-b-gone
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i believe in u and ur pee
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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