So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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