Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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