So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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