Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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