she was so not down for the gang bang
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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