I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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