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  I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.

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• Funny you should mention it, my middle names Bartholomew. Let me know when you're free.

  Submitted by 1082.41 on Dec 7, 10 at 10:37am

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• Now that's what I call a holy fuck.

  Submitted by AnthroGirl333 on Dec 8, 10 at 1:32am

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• Or Judas.

  Submitted by gridiron on Dec 7, 10 at 10:58am

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  • Judas was later replaced by Matthias,and finding a matt wouldn't be too hard

    Submitted by rush2112 on Dec 8, 10 at 12:40pm

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• Is your name Mary?

  Submitted by garg411 on Dec 7, 10 at 12:55pm

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• Head to New York or Israel.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 2:18pm

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• Which one was best in bed?

  Submitted by Andr913 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:40pm

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• Good luck with Thaddeus. You can probably find a Bart with a simple facebook search.

  Submitted by rabidfailtrain on Dec 7, 10 at 3:26pm

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  • Thad isn't that uncommon of a name, is it?

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 8, 10 at 1:25pm

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• ...WWJD

  Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 7, 10 at 11:09pm

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• Impressive. Jesus would be proud:)

  Submitted by pink746 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:26pm

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• you're an inspiration

  Submitted by brownthug on Dec 7, 10 at 10:33am

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• Sucks for you...no one names their kid 'Judas' anymore. But hey, you're already famous! Pretty sure they coined the word "whore" in the Bible.

  Submitted by StephMachineGun on Dec 8, 10 at 3:39am

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• After the 12 apostles, you need Mary and then someone named Jesus Christ to finish thecycle.

  Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Dec 7, 10 at 8:30pm

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• Poland, by the way.

  Submitted by ElleAimeSaVie on Dec 8, 10 at 6:27pm

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• Jesus actually translates to Yeshua, which is Hebrew for Joshua, so his name is really Joshua. And Joseph and Mary's last name wasn't Christ, that's just a label. Jesus Christ is Joshua's rap name.

  Submitted by Smartastic on Dec 8, 10 at 8:26am

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  • That's hilarious. I need to tell that one to my pastor, she'd laugh her ass off.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 14, 12 at 12:13am

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• 12 disciples. Moron. There were only 11 apostles after Judas hung himself.

  Submitted by kmaestro on Dec 7, 10 at 11:18pm

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  • I'm sure people would love to hear your thoughts in the Religion section of Yahoo Answers. Go there and preach, freak.

    Submitted by StephMachineGun on Dec 8, 10 at 3:40am

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    • haha *like*

      Submitted by katefromaus on Dec 11, 10 at 9:50pm

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• Very noble endevour!

  Submitted by dartan on Dec 7, 10 at 11:43am

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• I know someone with that last name. he would be down

  Submitted by dcan6690 on Dec 8, 10 at 2:45am

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• Wow... Last names people comeon

  Submitted by vermonter on Dec 8, 10 at 1:41am

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• Im bart simpson who the hell are you

  Submitted by ithr0craze on Dec 7, 10 at 6:50pm

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• thats 'long' for Bart so look for him

  Submitted by 1NonlyFallGuy on Jun 26, 11 at 4:43am

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• My name is Bart, let me know when you wanna do this.

  Submitted by jabzerk on Dec 10, 10 at 7:37pm

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• It is imperative for me to know which eight were the ones?!?

  Submitted by mizzalex12 on Dec 8, 10 at 2:47am

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• My best friends name is Thaddeus

  Submitted by cupkate on Dec 8, 10 at 8:26pm

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• www.twitter.com/mydrunktexts

  Submitted by Stevegarzav on Dec 7, 10 at 9:31pm

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• I know one. You'd have to travel to Oz though... They're around. Would have thought Judas was more difficult. No one names their kids after christian ikons unless they're Christian themselves, at which point they think of Judas as worse than the devil for some reason...

  Submitted by thisfox on Feb 20, 13 at 6:31am

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