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(402): View more from Nebraska

I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.

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(514): View more from Quebec

What happened to chicks over dicks?

(1-514): View more from Quebec

That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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(707): View more from California

I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.

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(415): View more from California

My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.

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(714): View more from California

I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious

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