i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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