remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Vodka?
Forever.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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