Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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