So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
