i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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