Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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