please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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