im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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