No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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