More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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