I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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