we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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