found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I love having hate sex.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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