then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My dick has a subreddit
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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