If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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