The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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