brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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