I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
