he told me I talked like a deaf person
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
