So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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