we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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