My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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