I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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