it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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