Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Pants are for mortals
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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