Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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