I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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