We won't sleep together?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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