I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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