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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast

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He doesn't want to have to make up a story about who you are for his girlfriend.

Submitted by necrocat on Jul 9, 10 at 2:27pm

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Offer to break the other if he doesn't let you.

Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 9, 10 at 2:19pm

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You obviously weren't good enough. :)

Submitted by notoriousK8 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:29pm

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hahaha thats hilarious

Submitted by FiosTV on Jul 9, 10 at 2:10pm

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Maybe he didn't want to remember your nasty ass name

Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:32pm

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Damn hoe.

Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:14pm

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In soviet russia arm breaks you.

Submitted by lemonjuice on Jul 9, 10 at 2:27pm

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He doesn't wanna remember you being pregnant

Submitted by abc101 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:17pm

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Selfish Lover i presume

Submitted by mattias on Jul 9, 10 at 2:08pm

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What a douche

Submitted by dustdog11 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:45pm

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Keeps it as a random hookup.

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 9, 10 at 9:21pm

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Whatta negro

Submitted by FSG on Jul 9, 10 at 2:05pm

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He's smart, no one wants ugly bitches on their cast.. Ju feel me?

Submitted by inMyPants on Jul 10, 10 at 3:17am

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On the boardwalk?

Submitted by sockerdude14 on Jul 10, 10 at 2:40am

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0___o FML

Submitted by O____o on Jul 10, 10 at 1:42am

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You must be an ugly chick haha

Submitted by fleischer911 on Jul 9, 10 at 2:50pm

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just dont castrate him...

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 3:13pm

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Well your problem is that you hooked up with a kid!

Submitted by loveLEE1 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:11am

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He doesn't want a reminder of you. He doesn't wanna wake up everday and see your name on him. Apparently, you my dear, were a mistake

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 10, 10 at 2:33am

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Wtf u should of nroke his dick too

Submitted by Thiick on Jul 10, 10 at 7:54am

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ur that bad in bed huh?

Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 9, 10 at 11:01pm

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Obviously u weren't very good. U Signing his cast would be a memory that isn't wanted... That must hurt. Lol

Submitted by __sMiLe__ on Jul 9, 10 at 10:18pm

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Hahaha woww thats pathetic

Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 9, 10 at 9:29pm

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Dang were you really that bad..

Submitted by thatchick95 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:34am

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Dick

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 2:40pm

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What a jerk!

Submitted by audreygibson on Jul 10, 10 at 3:26am

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Submitted by necrocat on Jul 9, 10 at 2:27pm

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Submitted by notoriousK8 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:29pm

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Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:32pm

Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:14pm

Submitted by lemonjuice on Jul 9, 10 at 2:27pm

Submitted by abc101 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:17pm

Submitted by mattias on Jul 9, 10 at 2:08pm

Submitted by dustdog11 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:45pm

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 9, 10 at 9:21pm

Submitted by FSG on Jul 9, 10 at 2:05pm

Submitted by inMyPants on Jul 10, 10 at 3:17am

Submitted by sockerdude14 on Jul 10, 10 at 2:40am

Submitted by O____o on Jul 10, 10 at 1:42am

Submitted by fleischer911 on Jul 9, 10 at 2:50pm

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 3:13pm

Submitted by loveLEE1 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:11am

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