dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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