ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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