I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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