Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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