if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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