good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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