____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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