seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have surprise drugs for everyone
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize