I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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